Sep 6, 2004

Q: How is a mouse when it spins?

A: The higher, the fewer.

A rhino and an elephant are taking a shower together. The rhino says 'Please pass the soap.'
The elephant says, 'No soap! Radio!"

See, it's these sorts of things that get out of hand. A rhino and an elephant would NEVER shower together. Imagine the clogged drain...speaking as an irrelephant, I am deeply wounded.

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