I was going to play cards with some friends last night, but ended up stopping the entire thing and tossing everyone out on their ears. "Someone removed all the twos from this deck!" Irrelephant had deduced.
I was intending to post this much earlier, but we lost the power grid out here. "I just love power failures," Irrelephant said, darkly.
Aah, the joys of cheddar. "Thanks for shredding the cheese," Irrelephant said gratefully. " I do so love Velveeta," Irrelephant added, craftily.