today, asking if I was still on the "Good" list. He laughed. He being jolly and and elf and all that, I thought it just came with the territory, and perhaps was just an automatic response. I further asked him if I'd be getting any gifts this year. He said "Over your dead body."
I asked him "Exactly how am I supposed to take that, Santa?"
He replied: "Lying down."
Merry Xmas, yo.