of offending a lot of people at one go (one more reason I blog) and to celebrate my syster's birthday by annoying her with blonde jokes, which I almost guarantee will result in painful retailation when I least expect it, I give you:
Some blonde jokes.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Why did the blonde freeze to death in her car?
A: She went to the drive-in theater to see "Closed For The Winter."