Wow...*lol* Someone who shall remain nameless (but who is not French!) wrote me a comment in French concerning the cats, Pouch, and the lack of me feeding them Pouch forever plus a few days.
I stuck the French phrase into the Google translator, my Babelfish being broken, and it came up with this enticing bit of frippery:
"You cannot neglect us forever, a day you will give the Pocket to all good pussies! The revolution of Pocket will make it if! Long Life the Pocket!"
I leave it to you the students to determine what exactly the francophile was trying to tell me, as an exercise in surrealism.