Apr 15, 2005

Bar Jokes.

Bar jokes are the highest form of humour on the planet.

My favourite bar joke of all time? Glad you asked.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"

Just look at it. Ultimate humour, summed up in 13 words. It's like a haiku of humour. And then I found this--

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?"
The horse replies "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existance and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Damn. My whole world is turned upside down.

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