To Hear Your Tattoo Artist Say:
5) "I forgot my meds this morning, but I should be fine."
4) "Can we hurry this up? I need to check in with my parole officer."
3) "No, my hands stop shaking when I concentrate."
2) "You spell 'Bob' with two O's, right?"
and the Number 1 Worst Thing For Your Tattoo Artist To Say:
1) "A screaming eagle? I thought you said you wanted a screaming BEAGLE."
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