Due to unforseen circumstances*, Talkies Tuesday will be delayed slightly. Inclement weather** has seriously degraded our signal***, and the broadcast quality is not of the same high quality that you've come to expect from us****. Talkies Tuesday will be broadcast as soon as our technical difficulties have been remedied*****.
Thank you for your understanding
* I can't get a cellular signal because Sprint sux
** It's raining. Lightly.
*** I can only get one bar, erratically
**** It sounds like I'm shouting into a can-and-string telephone with about ten miles of string between them.
***** Give me an hour and a half to get to work and I'll broadcast from there.