Feb 21, 2006

Talkies Tuesday - Many Happy Returns

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It's that time again! Time to brush off grandma, let Mom off the washing machine treadmill, and take Junior out of his pit, gather them all around the computer and listen to Talkies Tuesday!

Join us today as:

Irrelephant discusses the relevant issues surrounding adoption from the black market: "Does skin colour really matter?"

Vulgar Wizard delves deeply into the baby food industry--sythetics vs home grown goodness.

Hannibal The Hamster answers your burning questions about urine.

Strange Cousin Susan quests for the perfect birthday present: leather or vinyl?

and our newest Talkie--

Leesepea gives us her take on the subject of wire frame mothers: Which terry cloth should YOU be using?

Join us, won't you?

And Happy Birthday, Renegade!


Lisa said...

That was HILARIOUS!! Reminded me of the Red Green show, a little bit. Do you ever watch that?

Mickey Glitter said...

Hysterical! Loved the bit about trading the wee lass in for a couple of Big Macs and fries!! =)

Irrelephant said...

*grin* Glad you ladies enjoyed. I daresay it was one of my more enlightened moments. *lol*

Lisa, I actually do remember the show. I only saw a few, but I think it was his tagline, or maybe just something he said, that has stuck with me and has served me so well--"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." What a motto to live by!

Vulgar Wizard said...

That is sooo totally fucked up, man. You know why? Because when my mom was a little girl, my aunt told her that they got her from the Salvation Army! It fucked her all up!

leesepea said...

I just have to ask, because I'm totally new at this:

Is that really your voice, or are you doing some sort of silly accent to protect your identity?

Either way, it's totally hilarious.

Irrelephant said...

*lol* Leesepea, I do more voices than I have talent for, I honestly do. If you were to go digging back into the TT archives you'd find me doing PSAs as Sean Connery and...I forget now, actually, but no, Old Man Irrelephant is just a joke. He's my generic old man sitting in his bathrobe and wife-beater T-shirt yelling at the kids to get off his lawn. I think about two or three posts back you can hear me TTing as myself, if you're that curious.