Mar 20, 2006

It's Raining, It's Pouring, B. F. Skinner Is Snoring

It's the first day of Spring. You can tell it's the first day of Spring in Louisiana because it's black as the inside of a cow at midnight down a coal chute, it's raining like a blind cow pissing on a flat rock, and it's cold. To continue the southernisms, it's colder than a welldigger's balls in winter.

And it's also B. F. Skinner's birthday, the man who invented the science of behavioural psychology, so when you get home this afternoon be sure and give your wire-frame monkey mother-surrogate a big hug and kiss.

1 comment:

renegade said...

and still getting colder. wtf weather elves?