The Farm Animal Reform Movement (FARM) wants you to not eat meat March 18th, a day they're calling "The Great American Meat Out." I'm not sure why they want us to do this--perhaps it's to raise awareness of our dependance on animal flesh. Perhaps it's to make us see that a vegan lifestyle can be enjoyable and healthy. Maybe they're just trying to make us understand that tofu can be just as good as red meat. And I have just one thing to say to these folks:
The hell with you.
See, I'm a confirmed carnivore. I evolved this way for a reason, and I LIKE the taste of red meat. Medium rare for steak, lightly charred for chicken, same for pork. Humans as a species evolved brains so we could eat more protein so we could move further up the food chain. How much brainpower does it take to sneak up on a blade of grass, after all?
So. FARM? Screw you. I think this Saturday I'm going to have a barbecue. Steak, some bratwurst, sausage, maybe even a few chicken leg quarters. And not a veggie in sight.
And tofu is right OUT.