Mar 9, 2006

This Space For Rent

A Paid Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Vulgar Wizard/Firnk Party:

Required. Man-boy to do my bidding. Salary commiserate with experience. All applicants mail their resumes to my P.O. Box, as employer is far to busy doing her own bidding to screen the undoubtedly enormous amount of applications this ad will generate. Upon examination (seems I'm to be doing the examining...rubber glove, please nurse,) please be sure the applicant can read, write, and touch his/her nose with his/her tongue. The latter will be EXTREMELY important for completion of my bidding.

Thank you,

Garfunkle P. Chickenlips, M8

Here Endeth The Lesson

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