National Computer Sacrifice Day!
My syster texted me this morning to let me know she had already started off the day's festivities by listening to the joyful sounds of a monitor being pushed down the stairwell by, I can only assume, some early-rising reveler.
I started off my day's worth of festivities with a cheerful little pyre of 5 1/2" floppy disks and some old data casettes, and plan to work my way up to a large burning altar sacrifice of TI-80s. I think I might finish the holiday off by hanging and burning a UNIVAC in effigy while singing "Daisy" in HAL-9000's voice.
Ah, the sweet celebrations of the neo-fetishistic pagans.