Okay, so Monday's facial hair post has generated more bizarre comments than I think any post of mine ever for the past two years, and trust me, I've posted some doozies.
I mean, I know I have some strange friends. I like it that way. I know I have some strange readers. I like it that way, too. I like it when the girl faces...wait, no, this is a PG post. Sorry about that.
Nancy Dancehall started off with...
(LaVey AND Dita...I'm impressed! Quick...what's their connection?) Ok, so post a picture already. Let's see the new look.
Probably the only semi-normal comment, under the circumstances, and she still hasn't answered the question, so I'm on the edge of my chair. *sigh* Women.
Then I had to be a smartass and say...
She likes guys with creepy beards? I would think it's Manson--she married the goof, and he's probably LaVey's son, or thinks he is. Unless LaVey was once a champagne glass burlesque stripper, in which case I REALLY don't want to know. Picture, eh? Hmmmmmmm.
Yeah, I'm cute that way.
And then my dear friend/adopted daughter/boss Vulgar Wizard pipes up with...
I made you look diabolical AND it attracted girls who like strange men. I saw it do both. I was there. It was interesting.
Dante would say that he's not supposed to wear a beard today and go to work with it untrimmed and sticking out all over the place with a clump of oatmeal just under the chin, presumably tucked away for safe keeping.
For the record, I'm all for the handlebar. THAT would be BUUUUUUHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!
Wow. I don't even know where to begin. Sarcasm, Kevin Smith, and a cameo from Jay.
And then she jumped back into the fray with...
Oh, I meant IT made you look diabolical . . . can you fix that???
Unfortunately I can't, but I can bring it to EVERYONE'S attention, how about that? And I was so hoping it was YOU that made me look diabolical.
And then the real crazies come out. HannibaltheHampster said...
I'm with VW, you should definitely do a handlebar. And then you should always wear a bike bell and ring it every five minutes.
And wear a pink and white basket around your waist. And put a doll in it!
THAT would be awesome. I'd take pictures. : )
Whoa. That's completely freaking me out. Because I would so do it, in a heartbeat.
And then like a shot out of the blue, my dear Liz said...
I'm feeling all inspired by this post and growing mine back, too - in your honor ;o)
(Eastern European genes be damned!)
Uhm...for those of you who don't know, Liz is the pretty lady at This Full House, blogrolled there on the sidebar, who is a mother of several adorable children.
And she's going to grow her moustache back out.
I am SO freaking out.
The last time I freaked out this bad was when I met Mrs. Jones, our PE teacher back in 4th grade. She had such an impressive moustache. When she got angry it would flail at the wind,and I swear I once saw her trip a student running across the gym with it's trailing tips. And now Liz...
Oh my stars and garters, I need to sit down somewhere quiet.