Wouldn't it be nice. What a lovely four and a half words. How very useful.
Wouldn't it be nice if, when terrorists abducted foreign reporters in strange lands, they would lead them blindfolded to a secure location then make sure they're comfortable, feed them some nice local dishes, finish it with a good strong coffee and a smoke, and then perhaps take them on a tour of the neighborhood before driving them back to where they were kidnapped?
Life would be so different.
Unfortunately, things like this happen to me: I get a compliment from a patient, through one of our LPNs. She tells the LPN that my "voice is the sexiest thing she's ever heard."
The lady speaking to our LPN is about 90 years old. I don't know if I should be proud or nauseated.