So, here we are again! Happy Amerigo Vespucci Day!
Oh, and Happy International Infinity Day! Seems that today and today only, if you ask the Infinity Fairy for one wish involving an infinite number of Shakespeares and said same number of typewriters it'll come true, and you'll soon get a knock on your front door, and in will pour an infinite number of monkeys with a screenplay for a really knock-your-socks-off sit-com involving three men, a dumb blonde, and a theorbo, which is a sort of long-necked lute.
You've gotta read it to believe it. Trust me on this one.