In lieu of a full entry, I'm going to share a few little things I've learned:
When they call it a "Fair," it's not going to be fair.
The light at the end of the tunnel? Sometimes it's a moose with a lamp tied to it's forehead.
In a new job, the first people to get in tight with is Housekeeping. They're the ones that will keep your trashcan spotless or make sure that the vacuum explodes right beside your brand new cloth chair.
Wearing a handlebar moustache as I do, I find that now I see everything through what appears to be a pair of curled gunsights. Makes people-watching much more interesting, I must say.
Chicks really don't dig being stalked.
Always look at the little things. You never know what you're going to see there.
Life is a journey, not a rush, a boston, or an electric light orchestra. Wait, that's not right...