Q: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a drop off, the ground being 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on. On your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car which you cannot overtake. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you . What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
A: Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.