Jan 3, 2007


I don't do resolutions. Never have, but today I make an exception.

I resolve this year, 2007, the Year Of The Dizzy Wombat in the Chinese Zodiac, to be more open, forthcoming, and straight-forward in my dealings with the world.

So, it is with that in mind that I tell you, one and all, my reading public, that I am not in actuality a person, but am in fact three ducks in a person skin.


Scott from Oregon said...

In a row?

Irrelephant said...

It depends if I'm sitting, standing, or taking deep breaths.