Feb 20, 2007
Nicer Than Being Bit By A Monkey
Not being Catholic means I need to come up with new and innovative ways to be happy/guilty during major religious holidays like Ash Wednesday and Lent. So, I've decided that I'm glad Ash Wednesday and the Lenten season is upon me because it means I can go to McDonald's and order a double fish fillet with extra fish patties and lots of tartar sauce(doubleplus tartargood McFish?) without fear of it being the one sandwich that has sat ignored and unsold under the heat lamps for six hours and become deeply infestercated with some sort of new and undiscovered strain of samonella.