Okay, I'm officially "toys in the attic" crazy--I dreamed about Stucco last night.
Now, you guys know I'm not big on talking about my dreams, especially online, but THIS one...oh lordie. I dreamed Stucco (I've never MET the man, don't even know his real name) was hosting a QVC/HSN show called "Tom's Stuff." He was sitting in his living room in his at-home clothes, selling things. HIS things. One of the most remarkable items, the item that woke me up from a sound sleep?
A fully operational goat-mounted multiple-barrel Super-Soaker watergun system.
With a laser range-finder and targeting system.
Please god, kill me now.