Overheard at work today while passing through the front office:
Clinical Manager: "...you've gotta knock the dirt off it first."
Vulgar Wizard: "Oh."
It's been a Monday all around. I had been working in my little corner hidey-hole for a good fifteen or so minutes when I heard a soft knock at the door. It was my ass. Seems it's been dragging so bad it's now a good quarter hour behind me.