What an excellent broadcast. I must say up front big thanks to Maggie, Nancy Dancehall, Stucco, Schmoopie and Vulgar Wizard for being on the phone live with us, discussing the art and science of arguing.
Now, ordinarily I'd just rest on my laurels but since Nancy cornered Maggie on the show today in front of my 30+ listeners it's come about that I'm going to add.... drumroll please.....
Maggie's Poetry Corner! Listen as Maggie regales us with a dirty limerick, a tasty haiku or a Scandinavian Epic!
Nancy Dancehall's Word O' The Day (I think!) Thrill as Nancy enlightens, elucidates and otherwise stretches our minds with the Word! (Or a story. Or something that we haven't 100% decided on yet.)
Schmoopie's Weekly Cone Update! Vibrate with pleasure as Schmoopie tells us how life with The Cone is proceeding, beginning with Week 3.
Wow. I'm getting more and more disturbed with every word I write, so you know what THAT means! It's time for The Catchphrase List! VW as always has done an excellent job of sieving through the mud to get at the pearls, and so it is with great pleasure that I offer you the glistening white pearls, you swine!
The Irrelephant Show Weekly Catchprase List Vol. 4!
God, I miss Python so bad!
Are we having fun yet?
We have a subject.
Shovel it in, y'all.
Don't eat your keyboard.
Two pickets to Titsburgh
Off the rails
Man, I ain't gettin' my Climax!
I don't see titties!
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
Beauty and the Hosebeast
I want you to get upstairs and get into my bed!
It's because of the metric system.
A pound hound
Nazi cows and Nazi corn and Nazi grain and Nazi wheat!
I about peed my nancypants.
Big Sallie Jessie glasses
The whole argument train WOOOOOOOOOOO-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
One-eyed wonder worm
Felt like a breeder?
Meeting in a dark room
Thank you, won't you?