Yes, for those of you who listen to the show on archive that's why there's a huge silent gap right at the beginning. BTR broke it off in me. Not to be outdone the rest of the show broke it off in me, too! Be sure and listen for my screams of moral outrage and physical agony. Enriching!
You know you've been waiting for it--watercooler chatters everywhere, here are the buzzwords Of The Future!
- Irrelephant wanted to get the jump on me.
- black penis of death
- It rolls it's own smoke
- Keep your fork, there's pie!
- Fill a goat?
- Fuck me running.
- Your cataclysm will begin in 2 minutes.
- That was a boot to the head.
- the spork that tore down this wall, Mr. Gorbachev
- How far can you throw a bratwurst?
- A spy leaking from his butt?
- what a little girly man with fruit and granola
- pi nutz
- a round-heeled whore
- Houston, we're a no-go for lift-off, over.
- Yay, pants!
- Message ALX - you've been screwed!
- a car in Australia called Holden Kingswood
- how about a Harrison Ford Woody?
- All the better for you asking, how are you?
- Is it true that PacNW girls drive trucks?
- They have to see you violating.
- Have a cone and a smile.
- I think they ought to transition cigarettes to tampons.
- Did you just say "cooter cancer?"
- Don't they call them Marlboro Reds anyway?
- Suuuuuuuuuuuure it is.
- The Brown Note
- It'll uncurl his moustache.
- Happy Anti-Back Pain Ball with Prong and Cone Attachment
- BBQ prong
- pointy bits
- speckled-trout dick . . . is that like spotted dick?
- cold boner
- menage a' triage
- Is it ipicac or ipicock?
- Bobbit Bacon
- goddamned bleach
- new car scent for the cooch
- My bed has termites.
- Rod Munch
- Salty Cone
- Don't drop your kids off at the pool!
- 212-479-7990 . . . call it for instant rejection
Go on, you know you want some.
Next Sunday, we bring Jay from Kill The Goat back to a sort of shambling, zombie-like half Goatlife! Or something.
Sunday after that (the 21st) we'll have Batgirl from The Legend of Batgirl. Be sure to bring all your fliedermaus-related questions.