Jun 16, 2008

The Irrelephant Show - Now Goat Free!

Well, we seem to have misplaced our special guest for this past show, but that didn't stop us from being feelthy peegs.

THE LIST!


  • Dirty Uncle Jiggles
  • I have this horrible fear of alligators.
  • pre-shredded for your ease
  • Weeelllll, this is a RURAL post office; we were waitin' fer ya to call and say you were ready!
  • Yee-muthafuckin'-haw!
  • Fancy Dan
  • SEACREST OUT of cones!
  • Put the cone out there and let it mow!
  • I found Al Gore at the end of my Internets.
  • I like the remote control vibe panties.
  • Pompadours Save!
  • I'm a damned Hanson dweeb!
  • There's too much porn that needs to be looked at.
  • You're in a dark room. Your balls hurt. What do you do?
  • I miss my Atari.
  • "Thanks for the sex, early 90's printer."
  • Pron is great, pron is good, let us thank it for this food . . . yadda, yadda, yadda
  • HEAVY! BLACK! PENDULOUS!
  • It was about a werebeaver.
  • Her cooter grows teeth and has to gnaw down some trees.
  • OMG, she looked like Amy Winehouse!
  • It's not ah toomah!
  • Sex versus robes . . . I'm sorry, it's all over.
  • Church of Poonanny
  • Church of Cooter
  • Catha-ho-lick
  • Baptits
  • Coneunion
  • Press-my-teary-uns
  • Stuccoirr Penis Wafers
  • Body of Christ, part of this complete breakfast
  • Heresy Bars
  • poonTANG . . . the asstronauts drank it!
  • gummi light houses
  • Condition REG-GUMMI-COCK, high alert, people!
  • Soylent Stucco is Peeps


Yeah, you're itching to know where to sign up, right? Well, don't let me stand in your way!

3 comments:

Mickelodeon said...

(groan) ;-)

meno said...

Sorry i missed it, i was at a graduation or a movie premier, or something.

Irrelephant said...

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Mix! *lol*

meno, that hurts! Do I suck so bad that you have to lie? You know it's the lying that hurts the most. *wink*