Many happy returns on your birthday, Joe Jackson! You still make my funk gland get all warm and wiggly feeling, and can make this MAWG* want to try and dance.
Bernie Mac died this weekend at a very young age. Cause of death was pneumonia. That ain't right. He was barely in his 50's.
Plus, I heard that Isaac Hayes died. I wonder if he ascended to the Mother Ship or the Immaculate Heart of The All-Seeing All-Knowing Flying Spaghetti Monster or whatever it is that Scientologists believe? Did he join the Radioactive Scientologist Choir Invisible? Did the clouds open and Saint L. Ron Hubbard come down in his glowing penis-ship and probe him?
Doubting minds want to know!
*Middle-Aged White Guy